Cerita Lucu @ Malau.Net

Mary was meeting her friend, Sheila, who was an incredibly mean person.
How are things with you?
I’m short of cash at the moment. If only I had ten dollars for every man who asked me to marry him.
Yes, then you just might be able to pay for your own coffee.

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I’d like 100 grams of acetysalicyclic acid in tablet form, please.
You mean, said the chemist, you’d like some aspirins, sir?
That’s right. I can never remember the name.

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If only I had been born two thousand years ago.
Why son?
Because there would not be so much history to learn

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I wish you would stop playing that trumpet. I think I’m going mad!
I stopped playing half an hour ago, dad! Baca selengkapnya »

Men, I’m sorry to tell you that Corporal Wright was killed by a tiger on a jungle path last night because he didn’t think quickly enough. Private Smith, if you had been in the Corporal’s shoes, what steps would you have taken?
Great big ones, sir!

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A man paid $1000 for a dog that could talk. He took it to a friend and said, “Look at this. I have a dog that talks.”
“Don’t be stupid”, his friend said. “I’ll bet you $30 it can’t talk.”
The dog said nothing and the man had to pay his friend $30. He was furious.
“Why didn’t you say something, you stupid animal? If you had said something, I would have won $30.”
“Not so stupid”, said the dog. “Just think of the money you’ll win next time.”

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When we arrived at the airport this morning, there was a man running up and down shouting. “Take a bus, take a train but don’t take a plane. It’s wrong to fly. If God had meant people to fly, he would have given them wings.”
Who was the man?
Our pilot! Baca selengkapnya »

Info dari Interpol nama anak-anak Mr. Laden dari yang tertua:

1. Osama
2. Omirip
3. Obeda
4. Olaen
5. Oseperti
6. Okaya
7. Okereh

Dari Osaya buat anda OGILA

* KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

* PLATO: For the greater good.

* THE POPE: God knows.

* POLICEMAN: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll know why.

* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Baca selengkapnya »

Seorang supir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya karena mendadak berhenti.

Dengan terbata-bata ia minta maaf kepada si boss, “Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again.” (Baca: maaf Tuan, saya rem-rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi) Baca selengkapnya »