Tag Archives: Humor

Enaknya Jadi Cowok

Meja kerja berantakan
Cowok : Dia memang pekerja keras
Cewek : Cewek apa’an tuh? Ngerapiin meja aja nggak becus…

Bekerja dan menikah
Cowok : Dia pasti akan bekerja lebih baik karena hidupnya bakalan lebih teratur
Cewek : Deeuuuuuu… paling entar habis hamil juga keluar dia…

Foto keluarga di meja
Cowok : Hem… bapak teladan nan setia
Cewek : Ah… dia sich emang mentingin keluarga dari pada kerjaan…

Ngobrol saat jam kerja
Cowok : Kalau udah ngomongin bisnis, lupa lunch
Cewek : Dasar tukang ngerumpi !!!

Nggak ada di meja kerja
Cowok : Sedang tugas luar
Cewek : Jangan-jangan ngeluyur ke mall

Keluar dapet pekerjaan baru
Cowok : Emang pintar cari prospek dia
Cewek : Emang nggak bisa dipercaya

Nongkrong di depan komputer
Cowok : Memang kalo ide sedang datang suka lupa waktu
Cewek : Wah… kayak laki-laki aja…

Selingkuh
Cowok : Memang kodratnya…
Cewek : Idiiiiiihhhh amit – amit…

Bujang usia tiga lima
Cowok : Matang
Cewek : Perawan tua…

Banyak temen lawan jenis
Cowok : Pasti humoris, enak diajak ngomong, pantes diajak jalan
Cewek : Piala bergilir…

Dapet promosi jabatan
Cowok : Emang kalo prestasi bagus rejeki nggak kemana
Cewek : Ssssttt… Bos ada mau…

Kepala botak
Cowok : Lambang bonafide and matang
Cewek : …baru kena typhus.

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Man/Woman Short Jokes

Wife: “Honey… what are you looking for?”

Husband: “Nothing.”

Wife: “Nothing?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour…”

Husband: “I was just looking for the expiration date.”

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Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?

A – One Woman Brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you continue to do so. Continue reading

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Resep Kue Cinta

BAHAN:
1 pria sehat,
1 wanita sehat,
100% Komitmen,
2 pasang restu orang tua,
1 botol kasih sayang murni.

BUMBU:
1 balok besar humor,
25 gr rekreasi,
1 bungkus doa,
2 sendok teh telepon-teleponan,
Semuanya diaduk hingga merata dan mengembang. Continue reading

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A True Story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was givensome Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton will say,” I’m fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’.

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”

It looked quite simple, but the truth was…

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You?”.

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:

“Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”

Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, hahaha…hahaha…”

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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