After all (Al Jarreau)
….. Entek-entekan
Againts all odds (Phill Collins)
….. Ongko Ganep
All I am (Heatwave)
….. Serakah
All blues (George Benson)
….. Kelunturan (biru kabeh)
All night long (Lionel Richie)
….. Lek-lek’an(ngebyar)
All out of love (Air Supply)
….. Tresna kebablasan
Almost unreal (Roxette)
….. Ora umum Baca selengkapnya »
A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, “Boy, what is your problem?”
Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!”
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal’s office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Baca selengkapnya »
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! The full package and since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. Baca selengkapnya »
Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!” Baca selengkapnya »
Your stomach growls when you don’t eat rice for a day.
You believe “kecap ABC” could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
You talk during a movie.
You eat fried rice in the morning.
You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi’s.
You don’t think Jim Carrey is funny.
You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
You think Rhoma Irama is “kampungan”.
You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.
Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick. Baca selengkapnya »
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