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Apa beda Megi Z sama tukang sayur?
Kalo Megi Z teriak ‘teganya-teganya’ , kalo tukang sayur ‘togenya-togenya’

Kenapa di komputer ada tulisan ENTER?
Karena kalo tulisannya ENTAR, programnya ‘ngga jalan-jalan, dong…

Apa bahasa Arabnya orang jatuh dari lantai 100 sebuah gedung?
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rojiun

Binatang apa yang paling panjang?
Ular ngantri beras

Kenapa gorila lubang hidungnya besar?
Karena jari-jarinya juga besar, biar pas buat ngupil

Ikan apa yang lahir langsung disiksa ibunya?
Ikan lohan (liat aja kepalanya benjol) Baca selengkapnya »

A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country (US) is in trouble…

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I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

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I got a call from a candidate’s staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.”

Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response – click. Baca selengkapnya »

A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, “Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?”

His father replied, “Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. Baca selengkapnya »

Once upon a time in China, there lived a happy couple: Mr. & Mrs. Chan, with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable “leng chais” (handsome guys). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. Baca selengkapnya »

Ada perlombaan hebat-hebatan dinas rahasia yang diikuti oleh seluruh dinas rahasia di dunia. Singkat cerita, di final bertemu 3 dinas rahasia terhebat di dunia, yaitu : M1-6 dari inggris, MOSSAD dari israel, Polisi Rahasia Cina.

Untuk memilih yang terhebat akhirnya juri melepaskan 3 ekor kelinci di 3 hutan yang berbeda. Ketiga dinas rahasia tersebut diwajibkan menangkap ketiga kelinci tersebut. Yang tercepat maka dia yang menjadi pemenang.

M1-6 masuk ke hutan. Dengan keunggulan teknik intelligentnya, M1-6 memasang mata-mata dan memasang jebakan untuk menangkap kelinci tersebut. Tiga minggu kemudian tanpa di sadari si kelinci, akhirnya kelinci tersebut tertangkap masuk ke dalam jebakan M1-6.

MOSSAD lain lagi aksinya, mereka memasang agen-agennya di pinggir hutan. Kemudian mereka membakar hutan itu sehingga banyak hewan dan tumbuhan yang mati terbakar. Tiga hari kemudian kelinci yang dicari-cari keluar dan langsung di tangkap oleh agen MOSSAD yang telah menunggu di luar hutan.

Sedangkan Polisi Rahasia China lain lagi caranya, setelah 3 jam masuk hutan, mereka keluar dengan menyeret beruang yang sudah bonyok. Beruang itu terus berteriak teriak, “Iya deh… ampuuuunn gue ngaku… gue kelinci.”