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Cerita lucu dalam bahasa Inggris. Humor in English.

Thank You Seven

Si Tejo baru belajar bahasa inggris. Kosa kata yang dia mengerti baru sebatas: Ok, Never Mind, Thank you, One, Two, Three, Four Five, Six, Seven dan Bye-Bye. Pada suatu hari, dalam perjalanan pulang dari tempat kursusnya, tiba-tiba dia bersenggolan dengan seorang Bule. Buku yang dibawa Tejo-pun terjatuh, Bule itu lalu […]

Sardarji and a Frenchman

Sardarji is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him The Indian ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, start conversation. Frenchman: ‘You Indian folk eat the whole bread??’ Sardarji (in a bad mood): ‘Of course.’ Frenchman: (after […]

I’m in Room 1221

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, […]

When IT Guys Sing a Song (3)

The Beatles – Let it Be When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: “Write in C.” As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: “Write in C.” Write in C, […]

When IT Guys Sing a Song (2)

The Beatles – Imagine Imagine there’s no Windows, It’s easy if you try. No fatal errors or new bugs To kill your hard drives. Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace! Imagine never-ending hard disks, It isn’t hard to do. Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy […]