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| Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.... more
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| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.... more
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| Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.... more
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| Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.... more
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| Yo mammas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.... more
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| Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!... more
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| Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.... more
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| Your Mommas so black she got counted absent at night school.... more
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| Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!... more
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