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| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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