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| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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