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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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