Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 91   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Malau.Net Joke Site