Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 02/12/2008 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 48   Joke: Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Malau.Net Jokes