Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 83   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Malau.Net Joke Site