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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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