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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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