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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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