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| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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