Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:School jokes
Date Added:02/12/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:30
 
Joke:Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afternoon!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More School Jokes:

1.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more

4.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more

5.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more

6.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more

7.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more

8.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more

9.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners