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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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