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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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