| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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