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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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