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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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