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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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