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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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