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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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