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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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