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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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