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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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