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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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