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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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