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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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