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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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