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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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