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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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