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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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