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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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