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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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