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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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