| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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