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| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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