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| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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