| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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