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| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."... more
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| The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see tha... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind hi... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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