 |
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "Shes not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?" "Yes." she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered..... "Ill give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "shes not for sale." After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Marriage Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcoul... more
| | 2. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more
| | 3. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more
| | 4. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," co... more
| | 5. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more
| | 6. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more
| | 7. | Category: Marriage jokes | | There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remain... more
| | 8. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more
| | 9. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?Because she never marries the best man.... more
| | 10. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more
|
|
|
|
| |
