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Date Added:18/11/2008
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Joke:Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.Now, why cant you do that?""Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."
 
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