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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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