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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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