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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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