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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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