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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| 3. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| 4. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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