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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !... more
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| Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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